“What is it with Goblins and not knowing where to put things on bears.” A question I have asked myself more than a few times in my travels. Once again, we meet a goblin who doesn’t seem to know a thing about where a bears chest is!
Anyway, sorry for the lack of comic last week. With this new dog, I’ve had no time to do anything else. She sits behind me and constantly whines at me and won’t let me work, and it is very frustrating. I’m feeling very overwhelmed and like I’m not getting any help at all with dealing with her, and all the other responsibilities I have. Its been very hard for me lately, and of course everything suffers for it. My comic, my business idea, my freelancing, I can’t even play WoW without her bothering me every 5 seconds, so I’m very VERY stressed. I didn’t need a dog right now, that’s for sure.
Anyway. Not much more I wanted to say again this week. Sorry for the rant. See you next week, hopefully.


our favorite tank is doing what he does best. Although it looks like goblins are doing what they don’t do best. Although i have to think a bomb to the face would be just as deadly as a bomb on the chest.
Also the first time we get to see fuzzy tank actually doing some form of combat. Unless you include threatening a crab.
can we get a picture of the puppy you could post it as next week’s comic lol
i miss the orginal deadmines it was so easy compared to what it is now lol
Oh, it is so true. My personal theory is that they just can’t figure out how things move during the shifting process. Maybe we’re kind of like Transformers, bits magically rotating and sliding around.
“Yeah, that paw? Used to be my left elbow. Don’t ask. It’s complicated.”
Well, if you were a goblin and had to get past teeth and claws to find the chest on something 4 times your size, wouldn’t you aim for an easier access point? Goblins may know nothing about anatomy, but they aren’t stupid.
I’ve had the same thing happen on my feral kitteh. I guess to the face is apparently better than the other end. X_x
Deadmines is way better than wat it was pre-cata in my opinion. Heroic is even better >:D
yay it is better now i just miss the old version is all
Angry Fuzzy looks even better than normal one :)
I know why they couldn’t put it on his chest. Because his heart’s so big. ^^
Awwww, that was so cute.
AWMYGAWD…much fuzzy love lol
Wonderful comic! XD I feel for you – as a cat druid, it’s usually the face that suffers….
Agreed, and I have to tank with that!
See that bomb? It has spikes! Imagine how a thistle feels when you grab it. Now multiply that by 4,862 and add your face. Repeat in a feed back loop.
The above is something I like to call Fuzzy logic. Its real, look it up!
it also gives a new meaning to this
“shield?I TANK WITH MAH FACE!”
I wondered when the heck someone was actually going to post a joke about this!
Moe: “You wanna signal me, use this bird call :whistles, a bird attacks his face: Ow ow! Not the face! :bird moves to his crotch: Ooh! Okay the face! Oh that actually feels good after the crotch!”
Puppies are a pain. If you have another dog, bring it into the room as well, the puppy will learn manners from him.
If you don’t have another dog, teach your puppy the flyswatter. I don’t mean beat her with it or anything, but when she whines for attention, thwap her gently on the nose and give her a stern command…while holding a fly swatter in your hand.
It’s not too long before they learn to associate the flyswatter with correction – and all it will take is picking up the flyswatter and she’ll settle down.
Our pugs are terrified of the flyswatter, even though we’ve never, ever hit them with it. >.>
lol, never had a dog myself, but that sounds like a good trick, but why use a flyswatter? If you can make a dog fear any object just by holding it, I’d use some sort of voodoo-looking device that looks like it could control minds or something, that way when relatives visit, I could wave the charm around, mutter something mysterious, and they’d see the dog miraculously settle down. Much more fun than a simple flyswatter.
Usually, people don’t need to use the flyswatter all that often, but will keep one around just in case they need to kill a fly.
So it’s handy, because lifting it will almost always indicate to your dog that he should behave.
And, if you go visiting and take your dog with you, it’s almost a guarantee there will be a flyswatter there as well. :)
Now comes the picture of a butt flying bear with a bomb attached to his face?
haha, “Fuzzy” zone is undestroyeble ^^
Weohstan looks even cuter when he’s all angry! :D /Bearlove
In defense of the goblins: The Fuzzy side is stronger then a shield, so no idea to put bomb there.
Is it just me or the ear ring from frame 1 has disappeared in frame 2?
i think goblins just have a sick sense of humor…i like it =D
Have you tried keeping the dog in a pen or cage in the next room while you work? It might help.
Ah yes, the whiny dog problem. More than likely doggy is a sociopath and wants all the attention. I have a shit-zu that does the same friggin thing.
3 ways to solves this problem.
1. Speak calmly to the doggeh and ask it wat it wants. (sounds odd I know, but dogs are way smarter than they look) More than likely it’ll run for the door as a sign to go out, or attempt to get in your lap.
2. place doggeh a bed under your desk and rub doggeh with feet. (great for those cold nights) Doggeh gets attention, and you don’t hear whining. Caution: Nibbling of toes is a possibility
3. Roar in doggeh’s face to STFU! Doggeh will leave you alone for a little while.
Sometimes you have to set yourself up as pack alpha, otherwise you always get the shitty end of the deal.
I’m the alpha of this house!
Until Fyre gets home….
……… Seems a little rude to tell your dog to stfu. You should say thats all and she or he should stop……… raised my dog to the beep of a electric leash if shes doing something bad she gets beeped (it is technically a shock collar but i dont think frying my dog is a good idea so i use the beeping part instead
Ah hahahaha oh man, he is so annoying and yet completely and utterly incorrect for placing his bombs.
Finally Fuzzy looks like a real bear tank, unable to close his mouth or move his lips. QUICK! Somebody get a water bottle, his mouth is drying out again.
Clearly, goblins are uncomfortable with touching a bear chest.
I’m sorry, all I can think about is WC3. The Druids of the Claw saying “Quit Clicking on my Bare (Bear) Ass”
……. i really hate that dungeon. when i did that one i was tank so i was in bear form omfg that goblin of all people picked the healer and the stupid healer would run from us as we try to hit the guy. i finally snapped and told the healer to sit still or im posting the boot. Healer sat down as we tore that goblin a new one.